Johnny Swinger vs. Joey Ryan

Impact Sacrifice February 22

Johnny Swinger offered to give Joey Ryan a “Best of Johnny Swinger” VHS tape if Joey would lay down and allow himself to be pinned. Joey accepted the tape and laid down on the mat. When Johnny went to make a cover, the bell immediately rang, and Joey swerved swinger and went for a cradle pinfall.

Joey Ryan took the lollipop from his pants and attempted to put it in Swinger’s mouth, but Swinger moved and the lollipop went straight into the referee’s mouth. Next thing you know, Swinger touched it and suffered from the dick flip that he managed to kick out of. Ryan pulled another lollipop out of his pants, put it in Swinger’s mouth for a pinfall victory.

Match Ratings

Six dimensions combine to make up the overall rating. Matches score ratings of 1-10 only if the match lasts for a minimum of 5 minutes.

1. Match Quality– Was the match well wrestled or sloppy?
2. Audience Engagement– Did the live audience care about the match?
3. Competitiveness– Was the match competitive or one-sided?
4. Stakes – Did the match matter?
5. Finish– Did the match end in a satisfying manner?
6. Performance: (1) Poor (2) Below Average (3) Average (4) Above Average (5) Excellent