August 25th AEW Dynamite

Tonight’s Dynamite is live in Milwaukee. Here is the advertised card.

• Varsity Blonds v. Lucha Bros – Winner to face Jurassic Express for a shot at the Young Bucks at All Out
• Chris Jericho addresses his future
• The Gunn Club v. The Factory
• Red Velvet v. Jamie Hayter
• Orange Cassidy v. Matt Hardy
• Malakai Black v. Brock Anderson
• CM Punk’s Dynamite debut
• Jon Moxley, Darby Allin, Eddie Kingston v. The Wingmen

Orange Cassidy v. Matt Hardy –

• The match started off with Cassidy hitting his sloth style kicks while Matt responded with his delete gesture.
• This match was a bit crazy.
• Matt Hardy got his nose busted open. Blood everywhere.
• Orange Cassidy hit the Swanton Bomb (hands in his pockets).
• Later Cassidy sat down on Hardy’s shoulders (putting his hands in his pockets) for the pinfall victory.

Malakai Black Promo

• He’s in the main event against BROCK Anderson.

Chris Jericho to the Ring

• The fact that he lost to MJF is eating him alive.
• Jericho says he’ll keep attacking Max until it’s over.
• He asks MJF out to the ring for a proposal.
• MJF didn’t come out, but Jericho says one more match at All Out. Jericho says if MJF beats him at All Out, then he’ll never wrestle in AEW again.
• Out comes MJF.
• MJF promised himself to never wrestle Jericho again . . . however . . . MJF likes the idea of retiring Jericho.
• MJF accepts the match.

Varsity Blonds Promo

• They’re taking their stuff out of a locker. . .

Lucha Bros defeat Varsity Blonds – Tag Team Eliminator – 08:27

• Lucha Bros hit the assisted piledriver for the pinfall victory.
• The Lucha Bros now face Jurassic Express on Friday for a chance to face the Bucks at All Out.

Post Match

• The Young Bucks attempted to get the two teams fighting, but they collaboratively took the Bucks out.

Pre Taped Words from Andrade and Chavo

Kris Statlander v. Britt Baker Announced for All Out

Jamie Hayter defeats Red Velvet – 06:20

• Hayter used a running lariat for the pinfall victory.

Post Match

• Britt Baker tried to take some liberties, but Kris Statlander made the save.

Dark Order Promo

• They are falling apart.

Tony Schiavone Introduces CM Punk

• Explains that he needs to prove that he can still go. Puts over Darby Allin.

Miro Promo

• Miro forgives Fuego, but turns his attention to Eddie Kingston.
• Some spooky stuff.

Darby, Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston defeats Wingmen – 07:39

• The wingmen are represented by JD Drake, Ryan Nemeth, and Bononi.
• Darby Allin used the coffin drop for the pinfall victory.
• After the match, Danny Garcia hit the ring and attacked Darby.
• Bryce pushed Danny out of the ring.

Tay Conti Promo

• Allie suggests that Tay leave the Dark Order and join HFO. Tay didn’t like that.

Dax Talks About Cash’s Injury

• Cash isn’t doing well, but they’re going to have one more match.

Kenny Omega and Don Callis in the Ring

• Callis says they’re going to take out Christian Cage once and for all.
• Out comes Christian Cage.
• Christian makes us watch a video explaining that Don Callis booked Cage in his very first match and then promptly fired him.
• Cage calls Callis a Carny Piece of Shit.
• Callis yells a bunch of stuff in Christian’s face, but Christian says he fell asleep standing up.
• This turns into a beat down of Christian.
• Frankie Kazarian ran down to make the save.

Jon Moxley Promo

• He got the Fed-Ex from New Japan. The only contract that came back was from Satoshi Kojima.
• That’s the match for All Out.

Gunn Club defeats The Factory – 05:52

• The Factory is represented by Nick Comorotto, Aaron Solow, and QT Marshall
• Colten used an inside cradle to get the pinfall victory over QT Marshall

Dan Lambert with Scorpio Sky and Ethan Page

• Lambert is providing real men as role models like Sky and Page.

Next Week

• Brian Cage v. Will Hobbs
• Orange Cassidy v. Jack Evans
• FTR v. Santana and Ortiz
• Jim Ross In Ring Interview with Chris Jericho
• Tony Schiavone sits down with MJF

Rampage

• Jurassic Express v. Lucha Bros – Winner Advances to All Out to face Young Bucks
• Tay Conti v. The Bunny
• Kenny Omega and Brandon Cutler v. Frankie Kazarian and Christian Cage

All Out

• Buy In – Women’s Casino Battle Royal
  • Featuring Nyla Rose, Diamante, Penelope Ford, Tay Conti, Red Velvet, Thunder Rosa, Allie, Big Swole, Julia Hart
• Kenny Omega (c) v. Christian – AEW World Championship Match
• Pac v. Andrade – Most Likely
• Paul Wight v. QT Marshall
• Young Bucks v. Tournament Winners – AEW Tag Team Championship Steel Cage Match
• CM Punk v. Darby Allin
• MJF v. Chris Jericho – If MJF wins, Jericho will never wrestle in AEW again.
• Britt Baker v. Kris Statlander – AEW Women’s World Championship
• Jon Moxley v. Satoshi Kojima

Arn Anderson Promo

Malakai Black defeats Brock Anderson – 02:25

• Black crushed him, but Brock did get a little offense in. Black Mass for the pinfall.

After the Match

• Black takes out Arn Anderson too.
• Lee Johnson came to the ring as Malakai Black retreated. I guess Lee Johnson is next.

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