December 18th Impact Throwback Throwdown

*Winter War ’84 is IPWF’s 1^st Show in the US & it is Live from Louisville, KY tonight!

(PreShow)  Duke Winchester (Sam Beale) defeats The Mysterious Mr E. (Jackson Stone)…Duke hits a Bulldog for the win (03:45).

*Sex Ferguson (Doc Gallows) promo…he beat Downtown Daddy Brown (Willie Mack) for the prestigious International Commonwealth Television Championship & he’ll beat Muscles McGee tonight to defend it.

*Dexter Petticoat announces that Muscles McGee won’t be able to compete tonight as he was detained at the US/Canadian border.

*Sex Ferguson to the ring…he has no opponent…IPWF Owner Guiseppi Scovelli, Sr. (Scott D’Amore) interrupts, announces the new main event…Ferguson vs. Santa Claus in a North Pole Street Fight.

(1)  Chad 2 Badd (Karl Anderson) defeats Bill Ding (Trey)…Running Splash for the win (06:36).

*Rhythmic Warriors (Mikey Singer & Johnny Swinger) debut their music video, Keep on Walkin’.

(2)  Rhythmic Warriors defeat Sunday Morning Express (Chris Sabin & ACH)…Double Schoolboy Roll Ups for the win (06:10).

*Dexter Petticoat backstage with Santa Claus (Willie Mack)…he’ll challenge for the title in the main event.

(3)  Frank the Butcher (Rhino) defeats RIP Rayzor (Ace Austin) with Rusty Iron (Gia Miller)…Butcher hits the Slice & Dice for the win (05:03)…AFTER…Rusty Iron tries to slap Frank, he stops her hand but before he can hurt Rusty, RIP slices Frank’s throat.

*Dexter Petticoat backstage with Georgia Cobb (Jordynne Grace)…she’ll face former Rough Riders teammate Ladybird Johnston (Havok).

(4)  Georgia Cobb defeats Ladybird Johnston…Fireman’s Carry Rolling Senton for the win (06:14).

*Dexter Petticoat backstage with Frank the Butcher, Dr. (Al) Snow, & Guiseppi Sr. when Quincy Cosmos (Rohit Raju) attacks Guiseppi & steals his necklace.…

*Quincy Cosmos to the ring, flaunting the necklace he stole from Guiseppi, Sr. when commentator Guiseppi, Jr. (Josh Matthews) challenges Cosmos to a match…

(5)  Guiseppi Scovelli, Jr. defeats Quincy Cosmos…ref takes a bump…Code Breaker for the win after Guiseppi Sr. makes the count (04:33).

*Rusty Iron has words backstage with Ima Belle (Deonna Purrazzo)…they’ll settle it in the ring tonight.

*DJ 2Large to the ring for a special performance…Colonel E. Corn (John E. Bravo) interrupts, introduces Pelvis Wesley (Heath)…a proposed sing off leads to DJ getting blasted with Wesley’s guitar.

(6)  Hard Harry Hall (Jake Something) defeats Badlands Bart (Larry D.)…in a 4 CORNERS BULLROPE MATCH…when Triple H flips over Bart’s back to touch the 4^th corner for the win (07:50).

*Dexter Petticoat backstage with Sonny Sanders (Sami Callihan)…Sebastian Baker (Jimmy Jacobs) interrupts…they fight over potentially signing star prospect Emile Granier.

(7)  Ima Belle defeats Rusty Iron…Cartwheel Splash for the win (05:37)…AFTER…RIP Rayzor threatens Belle, but Frank the Butcher makes the save.

*Dexter Petticoat welcomes Tim Burr (Josh Alexander) to the interview corner…he’s chopped down the likes of Big John Studd, Kongo Kong, Andre the Giant…so he’ll be the first to take Eric “The Red” Wood (W. Morrissey) off his feet tonight.

(8)  Tim Burr defeats Eric “The Red” Wood…Burr becomes the 1^st man ever to bodyslam “The Red” & follows with a devastating Leg Drop for the win (05:23).

*The $237,000 Man (RD Reynolds) in the ring…introduces his new client, Wanda the Werewoman (Savannah Evans)…she’ll face Jazzy Fitbody (Madison Rayne).

(9)  Jazzy Fitbody defeats Wanda the Werewoman by DQ…when Wanda bites Jazzy & the ref calls for the DQ (04:45).

*Dexter Petticoat welcomes S.T.O.M.P. in Paradise (Matt Cardona & Brian Myers) to the interview corner…these All Americans boys will take down the Russians tonight.

(10)  S.T.O.M.P. in Paradise defeat Sergei the Siberian (Madman Fulton) & Stalingrad Strangler (Tony Gunn)…Brian Bone Crunching gets Stalingrad Strangler up for a fireman’s carry & G.I. Brosky hits a 2^nd buckle jumping neckbreaker for the win (10:03)…AFTER…S.T.O.M.P. in Paradise celebrate in the ring with some Pabst Blue Ribbon.

*Dexter Petticoat welcomes Sex Ferguson to the interview corner…he knows Santa is just Downtown Daddy Brown…he’s going to beat him either way.

(11)  Santa Claus defeats Sex Ferguson…in a NORTH POLE STREET FIGHT to become the NEW International Commonwealth Television Championship…Running Senton for the win (10:05)…AFTER…Santa removes his Lucha mask to reveal himself as Downtown Daddy Brown…the babyface locker room joins the new champ in the ring for some PBRs.

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