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September 9th AEW Dynamite

September 9th AEW Dynamite

September 9th AEW Dynamite


Dynamite Results

Check below for the September 9th AEW Dynamite Results. They go up starting at 8PM.

Tony Schiavone in the Parking Lot

  • Jericho and MJF arrive. Chris says that MJF will be the champion very soon. Moxley cheated.
  • MJF promises that Chris Jericho will one day regain his world championship.
  • They’re shown walking away from each other and they both say “What a loser.”

Jurassic Express defeat Lucha Bros – 09:24

  • Pentagon came off the top rope to hit a destroyer (Panama City Sunrise style). Jungle Boy moved out of the way and pushed Fenix into the line of fire. Pentagon ended up hit the destroyer on Fenix. Jungle Boy covered Fenix for the win.

Eddie Kingston Grabbed a Mic

  • Pentagon and Fenix were upset with each other. Kingston had to play peacemaker.
  • To Pentagon and Fenix, he said “Where’s your British Friend?” To Blade, he said “Where’s your wife?” Kingston says I’m here.
  • Eddie Kingston wants to know why the five of them couldn’t win the battle royal. Why weren’t they there for each other. While Penta and Fenix were shoving each other, Kingston eventually got them to shake hands.

Jake Roberts and Lance Archer

  • Archer says Moxley has nothing but despair to look forward to when they get in the ring together. In the end, everybody dies.

Matt Hardy In Ring Promo

  • He thanks the live crowd for being there.
  • Hardy says he’s lucky and he points to his wife in the crowd. He apologizes for putting everyone through watching him get hurt on Saturday.
  • Matt Hardy says when he’s healthy, he’ll be looking for his first AEW World Championship.
  • The crowd went nuts for Matt Hardy.

Orange Cassidy defeats Angelico – 03:13

  • Kassidy hit a superman punch for the pinfall victory over Angelico.

Post Match

  • Santana and Ortiz attacked Orange after the match. Chuck and Trent made the save.
  • Chuck grabbed a mic. He says how about next Dynamite, you just meet us in the parking lot. Trent says that next week they’re coming to make his mama proud.

Alex Marvez Tries to Interview the Young Bucks

  • They super kick him.

Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford Come to the Ring

  • They kick Tony Schiavone out of the ring after calling him “Timmy.”
  • Puff comes out . . . Sabian says it’s not him.
  • Brian Pillman comes out too. . .Sabian says “We’re not even friends.”
  • Miro (FKA Rusev) is the Best Man.
  • Miro says you can take the imaginary brass ring and shove it up your ass.
  • “My name is Miro and I’m All Elite.”

Tony Schiavone Pre-Taped Interview with Hangman Page

  • Tony asks Hangman how he’s feeling. Page gives the generic answer, and Tony calls him out on it.
  • He goes on to say that it’s all his fault that he’s lost his best friends and that he’s full of poison.
  • Page says that him and Kenny need to climb the ranks and reclaim their titles.

Hager and Jericho defeat Kiss and Janela – 09:45

  • Hager used his choke to hold Sonny’s shoulders down for the pin.

Post Match

  • Jericho says he and Hager will build up wins and challenge for the Tag Titles.

MJF is at Campaign Headquarters

  • He doesn’t blame dictator Jon. You can’t blame a scorpion for stinging you.
  • MJF fires the entire campaign and he reads Wardlow the riot act. He reminds Wardlow that MJF signs his checks.

Moxley Interview

  • He acknowledges Archer’s battle royal victory.
  • Moxley asks if you really want to bet against him.

FTR Celebration

  • They talk about who they had to beat on their way. Can you image if SCU was in their prime?
  • Jurassic Express gets a shot next week. Not at the titles, but at FTR. When Jurassic Express hops in the ring, FTR hops out.

Ricky Starks Promo

  • The next time Darby Allin shows his face, Starks will absolutely whip his ass.

Nyla Rose defeats Tay Conti – 05:30

  • Tay Conti had Nyla Rose held in an arm bar submission, but Nyla picked her up and gave her a beast bomb.

JR Interview with Kenny Omega

  • Kenny says, “I was a champion and now I’m not a champion.” It’s part of the game.
  • JR asks what’s next? Kenny says the tag division is deep. He’s proud of their run, but has other plans. He wants to go back singles action.

Match Announcements

  • Anniversary Show
    • Moxley v. Archer – October 14
  • Next Week
    • Best Friends v. Santana and Ortiz – Parking Lot Match
    • Thunder Rosa v. Ivelisse – NWA Title Match
    • Jurassic Express v. FTR
    • Jericho and Hager v. Private Party
    • MJF in Action
    • Hangman Page v. Frankie Kazarian

Brodie Lee defeats Dustin Rhodes – 10:21

  • After a discus clothesline, Brodie Lee got the pinfall victory.

Post Match

  • The Dark Order comes out to celebrate. Brodie kicks Dustin below the belt.

Cody Interview

  • He announces that he’ll be judging for the Go Big Show

Dynamite Preview

AEW has five matches advertised for Dynamite.

All matches are listed below with the 2020 win-loss record for each individual or team.

To see all the data behind the win-loss records, check the lists and links below.

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Jon Moxley Speaks

Kip Sabian Reveals his Best Man

Chris Jericho and Jake Hager v. Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss

Lucha Bros v. Jurassic Express

Dustin Rhodes v. Brodie Lee (TNT Championship)

Nyla Rose v. Tay Conti

Orange Cassidy v. Angelico

 

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