March 3, 2022 – Impact

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*Emanating from New Orleans, LA.

(BTI) Brian Myers defeats Crazzy Steve…Myers hits an Impaler DDT, follows with the Roster Cut for the win (08:05).

(1)  Steve Maclin defeats Eddie Edwards by DQ…when Maclin reaches outside to pull Eddie back in & Eddie decides to part Maclin’s hair with Kenny the kendo stick (06:52)…AFTER…Eddie continues to work over Maclin with the kendo stick until Rich Swann, Willie Mack, Heath, Rhino, & Chris Sabin race down for the save…

*Eddie Edwards rolls out & heads up the ramp where he’s met by Honor No More…Maria Kanellis says Team Impact have been brainwashed by the wrestling business…Vincent tells Heath that he’s delusional if he thinks he can win the Impact title this weekend against Moose…Heath invites Vincent to the ring to see just how crazy he is.

(2)  Heath defeats Vincent…Heath escapes a Side Russian Leg Sweep, goes behind, & hits the Wake Up Call for the win (13:38)…AFTER…Honor No More pounces on Heath, bringing Team Impact into the ring & a huge brawl ensues…Moose appears out of nowhere & tries to take a shot at Heath…Heath avoids the Spear & delivers another Wake Up Call to Moose…Heath hooks a leg & Rich Swann counts a 1-2-3…then Heath commits the mortal sin of holding up the Impact belt victoriously before laying it on Moose’s chest.

(3)  Masha Slamovich defeats Raychell Rose…Masha hits the Russian Death Device, apparently renamed the Snowplow for the win (00:59).

*Guerrillas of Destiny promo…Jay White is a liar, because this is very personal…Violent By Design join them…this business arrangement will help both teams get their pound of flesh tonight.

*Ace Austin (& Madman Fulton) find Mike Bailey backstage again…Ace & Bailey talk about maybe continuing their team in pursuit of a the tag titles.

(4)  Cassie Lee defeats Madison Rayne…Madison is distracted when Tenille pushes Jessie at ringside & she falls into Kaleb’s arms…Cassie delivers a jumping head kick & follows with the IInspiral (spinning suplex) for the win (04:31).

*Jake Something video package…his time is now…his name will ring in your ears when he becomes the new X-Division Champion.

*Mickie James joins commentary to find out who she will face at Sacrifice…

(5)  Tasha Steelz defeats Chelsea Green…Tasha distracts the ref, allowing Savannah Evans to deliver a big boot to Chelsea’s face on the floor & roll her back in…Tasha hits a Frogsplash for the win (08:04).

*Matt Cardona gets stopped backstage to show his pass…but his Digital Media (World) Championship is all the pass he needs.

(6)  Jonah defeats Johnny Swinger…Tsunami for the win (00:49)…AFTER…Jonah heads back up towards the top buckle but the Honor No More music interrupts & PCO makes his way to the ring…Jonah quickly gets the best of PCO & delivers a Tsunami, but PCO sits back up & takes Jonah over the top rope with a clothesline.

*Deonna Purrazzo backstage with Mean Gia…another Champ-Champ Challenge is coming up at Sacrifice…Gisele Shaw interrupts & tells Deonna she’s living in the shadow of the Quintessential Diva…Deonna tells Shaw to stick around & find out what the Champ-Champ is all about…Deonna leaves…Lady Frost interrupts & informs Shaw that they’ll be facing each other at Sacrifice.

*G.o.D race to the ring & kick off an all out brawl that eventually brings a team of Security out to try in vain to break the teams up & start the main event match properly…Scott D’Amore out, he admits making this match was a mistake…he orders Security out of the ring & tells the ref to start this match under the only stipulation that will work…NO DQ.

(7)  Bullet Club defeats Guerrillas of Destiny & Violent By Design…Good Brothers & G.o.D brawl backstage…Jay White hits the Blade Runner on Deaner onto a steel chair for the win (14:08)…AFTER…backstage brawl continues…the Good Brother escape out a fire door as the show ends.

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iMPACT!+ SACRIFICE PREVIEW – March 5, 2022 in Louisville, KY.

+ Moose (c) vs. Heath – for the iMPACT World Championship

+ Mickie James (c) vs. Tasha Steelz – for the Knockouts Championship

+ Deonna Purrazzo’s Champ-Champ Open Challenge

+ Trey Miguel (c) vs. Jake Something – for the X-Division Championship

+ Good Brothers (c) vs. Violent By Design – for the iMPACT! Tag Team Championship

+ The IInspiration (c) vs. the Influence – for the Knockouts Tag Team Championship

+ Eddie Edwards vs. Rhino

+ Jay White vs. Alex Shelley

+ Jonah vs. PCO

+ Gisele Shaw vs. Lady Frost

+ COUNTDOWN: Matt Taven & Mike Bennett vs. Rich Swann & Willie Mack

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