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Royal Rumble 2021 Fantasy Booking

“Royal Rumble 2021 Fantasy Booking” comes from Contributor “Alcoholic” Adam Pokrajac. Pokrajac routinely provides the cold hard truth on Australian Wrestling with a heavy focus on New South Wales. He believes this is the most under appreciated wrestling scene in the world today and he reviews it with a beer in his hand.

With the Royal Rumble upon us, Alcoholic Adam has decided to book what he would do for this prestigious match.

1 Daniel Bryan

2  John Cena

• This isn’t your typical John Cena. He is different
• It’s shown immediately by his facial expressions and his heel tendencies.

3 Randy Orton

4 Cameron Grimes

• Cameron Grimes is gold on the mic, so he cuts a promo on the way to the ring. He says he isn’t afraid of the Fiend. Cena charges right at Grimes who eats a huge lariat and immediately gets thrown over the top rope.

5 Dominik Mysterio

• Dominik’s inexperience gets the better of him. He immediately rushes in on Orton who gives him an RKO. Dominik then gets a Sister Abigal by Cena. Cena eliminates Dominik.

6 MVP

• Seeing this different this brainwashed Cena, MVP doesn’t want any part of him and takes a seat on commentary.

7 Austin Theory

8 Jey Uso

9 Xavier Woods

10 Jeff Hardy

11 Edge

• Edge  comes in with a couple of chairs and clears the ring until it comes down to Cena.
• Cena eats a carchairto from Edge and Jeff Hardy, a Running Knee and a punt from Bryan.
• Daniel Bryan eliminates Cena.

12 Johnny Gargano

• Before Gargano’s entrance, the Fiend’s scream takes over.
• The Fiend appears in the ring applying the Mandible Claw on Orton. The Fiend pushes Orton over the ropes.

13 Jimmy Uso

Jimmy returns and the Usos superkick everyone in the ring.

They are looking to splash on Gargano but Theory lays on top Johnny to protect him but the Usos don’t care, Splash them anyway and throws Theory over the top rope.

14 Danny Burch

15 Sami Zayn

16 Tomasso Ciampa

17 Keith Lee

• Keith Lee is sick of MVP being on commentary.
• Lee gets MVP in the ring.
• MVP eats a finisher off everyone, and Lee Powerbombs MVP to the outside for the elimination.

18 Ali

• Ali comes down with the rest of Retribution. They first eliminate Woods.
• Gargano and Ciampa see this, so they work together to take the fight to Retribution outside of the ring.
• Ali is surrounded by everyone else.
• Bryan hits his running knee.
• Daniel Bryan eliminates Ali.

19 Oney Lorcan

• Gargano is bragging that this is what happens if you do it the Gargano way, but Ciampa punches Gargano’s lights out.
• Ciampa eliminates Gargano.

20 Cesaro

21 Adam Cole

• Cole feels like he owes something to The Kings of Wrestling, so comes out with the Undisputed Era to eliminate them.
• Cole super kickings Burch over the top rope, and Roderick Strong hits a huge knee on Lorcan for the elimination.

22 Shinsuke Nakamura

• Shinsuke and Cesaro have mutual respect for each other and a common goal: They don’t want the Usos to win the Rumble.
• Shinsuke hits a Kinshasa on Jey to eliminate him.
• Cesaro scoops up Jimmy and powerslams him over the ropes.

23 Shelton Benjamin

• Jeff Hardy isn’t happy how The Hurt Business attempted to take out Riddle after his match.
• Shelton pushes Jeff into Keith Lee, who Shoulder Blocks Jeff over the top Rope.

24 Bronson Reed

25 AJ Styles

• We have a repeat of last years rumble where Edge tries to Spear Styles, but Styles leapfrogs to avoid it. AJ hits a Styles Clash and eliminates Edge.

26 Damien Priest

• Priest cleans house and sees Sami Zayn cowering in the corner.
• Priest tricks Sami into thinking he is going to help. Priest tosses Sami over the top.

27 Seth Rollins

• Ciampa hasn’t forgotten about Survivor Series 2019 and immediately goes after Rollins. Rollins simply pulls down the rope, and Ciampa goes flying over.
• All the Hosses Lee, Priest & Reed all get mixed into a brawl.
• Priest stands tall, but Bronson tries to eliminate Priest from behind.
• Keith Lee Grabs both men’s legs flipping them over the top rope.

28 Bobby Lashley

• Shelton looks like he is going to get eliminated by Shinsuke & Cesaro.
• Lashley makes the save, hits a couple of power moves, and eliminates both Shinsuke and Cesaro.

29 Pete Dunne

• Pete Dunne breaks everyone’s fingers, and Dunne eliminates Benjamin.
• Keith Lee tries to eliminate Lashley, but Shelton comes back into ring.
• Benjamin hits Keith Lee with a low blow, so Lashley eliminates Lee with ease.

30 Big E

• Cole hits a Panama city sunrise on Dunne only to run straight into Big E.
• Big E sends Cole over the top with a belly to belly suplex.
• Dunne still stunned from the Panama city sunrise eats a curb stomp. Rollins eliminates him.
• Bryan is in the corner lining up Rollins with a running knee, but Cena rushes to the outside and drags Bryan out.
• Bryan and Cena fight up the ramp.

The Final 4 are AJ Styles, Bobby Lashley, Big E and Seth Rollins

• AJ goes for Phenomenal Forearm, but Lashley locks in the hurt lock. They gradually move toward the ropes, and Lashley hits a dragon suplex. AJ catches himself and stays in, but he gets blindsided by Rollins.
• Big E sneaks up behind Rollins and throws Seth out.
• Lashley has the hurt lock on Big E, but Big E escapes.
• Lashley runs at him with a spear but Big E avoids. Lashley jumps over the ropes and stands on the apron. Big E runs the rope and spears Lashley through the ropes to the outside.

Big E wins the Royal Rumble

• And there you have it let us know what you liked and didn’t like and what you do differently.