Adam’s Take on PWA Rumble

“Adam’s Take on PWA’s Rumble” comes from Contributor “Alcoholic” Adam Pokrajac. Pokrajac routinely provides the cold hard truth on Australian Wrestling with a heavy focus on New South Wales. He believes this is the most under appreciated wrestling scene in the world today and he reviews it with a beer in his hand.

With the PWA Rumble upon us, Alcoholic Adam has decided to book what he would do for the 2nd PWA rumble.

1. Mick Moretti
2. Matty Wahlberg
   1. We are all waiting in anticipation for Wahlberg v Moretti in a singles match so we continue to tease it by having these 2 start.
3. Shazza 
   1. Shazza is cutting a promo during her entrance. She says it is going to be her time to get back to winning.
   2. She immediately gets a double clothesline over the top rope by Wahlberg and Moretti.
   3. Shazza breaks down crying, so her Tag team Partner Big Fudge comforts her.
4. Big Fudge
   1. Once Big Fudge’s theme plays, he immediately runs into the ring and yells something funny about eliminating Shazza. Fudge gets eliminated himself.
5. Lyrebird Luchi
6. Jude “The Dude” London
7. Slex
   1. Slex is here for a little cross promotion to build even more hype for their match on Saturday at MCW.
8. Madison Eagles
   1. Moretti is about to be eliminated, but her Green Nation partner makes the save to even the playing field
9. Paris De Silva  
10. Mitch Waterman
11. Nick Bury
12. Mat Diamond
13. Charli Evans
    1. Charli comes in with the same chair she used to take the PWWA Championship and injur Jessica Troy earlier in the night. She goes straight for Madison Eagles and Mick Moretti with her goal of destroying the Nations for never truly having her back while Charli was wrestling overseas.
    2. Charli lands a couple of shots on Madison and tosses her over the top rope.
    3. Charli passes Wahlberg the chair, and Wahlberg breaks the chair over Moretti leaving him vulnerable to be thrown out.
14. Adam Hoffman
    1. Hoffman is pissed at what Charli has just done, so he goes straight after Charli.
15. Kingsley
    1. As the newest member of the Nations, she joins Hoffman in trying to take out Charli.
16. Jack J Bonza
    1. Bonza just piles on the Charli Evans ambush. Eventually the numbers game catches up with Charli. Evans goes out via an awesome triple-team elimination.
17. Mat Rogers
    1. Rogers comes in like a house of fire making the save for the Velocities and then tossing out Mitch Waterman and Nick Bury
    2. Jude & Paris thank Rogers, but Rogers double chokeslams them both over the top rope
    3. Diamond runs over and slaps Rogers. Rogers manhandles Diamond and eliminates him.
18. Will Kiedis
    1. Kiedis sees the destruction and wants no part of it. He jumps on commentary to elaborating on the babyface agenda as mentioned in the Goober Report.
19. William Preston
    1. Slex goes for a springboard kick. Bonza catches him in the ankle lock. Slex crawls up the ropes and using the ropes as leverage, Slex flings Bonza over the top rope.
    2. Slex gets blindsided and eliminated by Kingsley.
20. Kai Drake
21. Sam Osborne
    1. Osborne and Kiedis use their numbers for an easy elimination over William Preston.
    2. Kiedis and Osborne are celebrating only for Kiedis to back into Rogers. Rogers hits a pump handle slam and eliminates Kiedis.
22. Michael Spencer
23. Carter Deems
    1. Carter and Wahlberg work together to eliminate Kai Drake. They also use a double backdrop to also eliminating Luchi.
24. Rhys Angel
    1. Rhys Angel springboards straight into Rogers, but Wahlberg hits Angle with a low blow. After the low blow, everyone else in the ring hits their finisher on Rogers. Everyone throws Rogers over the top rope
    2. Angel thanks Wahlberg for saving him. Wahlberg shakes his head only for Osborne to sneak behind Angel and eliminate him.
25. AJ Istria
    1. Spencer looks to buddy up with Istria, but Istria seems to go along till he gets his hands on Spencer.
    2. Osborne and Istari takes turns teeing off on Spencer. Istari decides enough playing around and eliminates Spencer
26. Cherry Stephens 
27. Dazza
28. Head Hunter Rig
    1. Hoffman and Kingsley try to double team Rig, but he explodes. Rig hits a scoop and a Double Cannonball on Hoffman and Kingsley. Rig throws Hoffman out like he is nothing
29. Steph De Lander
    1. Cherry thinks it’s a good idea to play Steph, which Steph goes along with until she picks up Cherry and Military presses here over the top rope
    2. Istria tries to take advantage by locking in a sleeper hold on Steph, but Steph flips him straight over the top rope.
30. Unsocial Jordan
    1. Jordan knows how dangerous Steph can be and cracks her in the head with a tripod and eliminates Steph.
    2. Dazza attempts to Wagon Wheel Kingsley over the top, but Kingsley catches and turns the tables slowly dragging Dazza over the top rope.
    3. Jordan sees Kingsley dangling and superkicks Kingsley for the elimination
    4. Wahlberg and Carter agree to fight until they’re the last two, but Wahlberg pulls a fast one from the back and throws Carter over the top.
    5. Final 4: Unsocial Jordan, Matty Wahlberg, Head Hunter Rig and Sam Osborne.
       • Rig has Jordan set up in the corner for a cannonball, but Belinda Pierce slides in another tripod to Jordan. Jordan hits Rig over the head and eliminates Rig.
       • Wahlberg and Osborne put their differences aside to eventually eliminate Jordan.
       • Osborne notices that Jordan’s tripod is still in the ring. Osborne uses the tripod on Wahlberg. He knocks Wahlberg with the tripod and eliminates Wahlberg.

Meaning the winner of the PWA Rumble Sam Osborne.