Impact – Sep 22

Impact – Sep 22

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*Emanating from Dallas, TX.

(1)  Brian Myers def. Bhupinder Gujjar…in a LADDER MATCH to retain his Digital Media Championship…Gujjar runs Myers into the ladder & follows with a superkick, causing Myers to roll to the floor…Gujjar starts to climb all alone but Myers recovers in time to deliver a low blow uppercut & use gaffer tape to “tie” Gujjar to the ladder, too low to reach the title…Myers then has a clear climb of the 2nd ladder to retrieve the belt for the win (13:02).

*Heath apologizes backstage to Josh Alexander & Rich Swann for costing them the tag titles last week…they’ll be a 3-man team tomorrow, but Heath faces a member of Honor No More tonight in a street fight…and he wants to do it on his own.

(2)  Jordynne Grace def. Zicky Dice…Jordynne hits the Grace Driver for the win (00:45)…AFTER…Jordynne gets an unpleasant video package/message courtesy of NWA & Max the Impaler.

(3)  Black Taurus def. Trey Miguel, Alex Zayne, Laredo Kid, & Mia Yim…Taurus Spears Laredo Kid & hits Destination Hellhole on Zayne for the win (13:07).

*Eric Young & Deaner oversee the “Revival of Violence” with the randos in the yellow hoodies…they are violence…they are also beaten down by EY & Deaner as some kind of initiation.

*Joe Hendry vignette…this one might be dumber than the hospital room one from last week.

*Heath calls out any member of Honor No More for his Street Fight…PCO answers the call, but Eddie Edwards & the rest of HNM try to stop him…Heath talks PCO into ignoring Eddie.

(4)  Heath def. PCO…in a STREET FIGHT…around the 5 minute mark, Honor No More get involved at ringside but Josh Alexander & Rich Swann help run them off…PCO tosses about 10 chairs into the ring, then uses the Mandible Claw to render Heath motionless on the pile of chairs…PCO attempts a Senton Bomb from the top buckle but Heath avoids, sending PCO crashing into the chairs…Heath follows with the Wake Up Call into the chairs for the win (09:55).

(5)  Motor City Machine Guns def. Aussie Open…in a TAG TITLE #1 CONTENDER MATCH…Guns use the Muta-Lock/Basement Dropkick combo to send Fletcher to the floor…stereo Enziguiris in the corner set Davis up for Skull & Bones, Shelley covers for the win (16:36)…as a result, they will face OGK at Bound For Glory for the titles.

*Tasha Steelz backstage with Gia…she & Savannah Evans intend to deliver a message to Killer Kelly…as they head down the hall to do so with a steel chair, Savannah gets yanked into a room…by the time Tasha realizes she’s now alone, Killer Kelly is waiting for her at the end of the hall, seated on that chair…Tasha decides they can wait to “play” until tomorrow night.

*Gisele Shaw promo…says Mickie James has made great contributions to women’s wrestling…tomorrow she makes her greatest by passing the torch to Shaw.

*Scott D’Amore oversees the signing of the Barbed Wire Massacre Hold Harmless contract…Moose & Steve Maclin are out first…when Sami doesn’t show after his introduction, Scott assumes Moose or Maclin have done something…after Moose & Maclin bicker a bit, Sami Callihan makes his way out…he produces a pen wrapped in barbed wire to sign…Moose & Maclin attack Sami, but Moose turns on Maclin & hits him with a Spear…Moose angles the table in the corner to Spear Sami through, but Sami sidesteps & Moose busts through the table…Sami hits Moose with a Cactus Driver & signs the contract with a handprint in his own blood.

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iMPACT!+ VICTORY ROAD PREVIEW – Fri. Sep. 23, 2022 – Nashville, TN.

1.) Maclin vs. Moose vs. Sami Callihan – in a Barbed Wire Massacre Match

2.) Jordynne Grace vs. Max the Impaler – Pick Your Poison

3.) Mike Bailey (c) vs. Delirious – for the X-Division Championship

4.) Kenny King, Laredo Kid, Alex Zayne, Trey Miguel, Black Taurus, Yuya Uemora, Frankie Kazarian, & Mia Yim – Triple Threat Revolver to name X-Division #1 Contender

5.) Josh Alexander, Rich Swann, & Heath vs. Eddie Edwards & OGK – in a 6-Man Tag Match

6.) Mickie James vs. Gisele Shaw

7.) Tasha Steelz vs. Killer Kelly

8.) Motor City Machine Guns vs. Vincent & PCO

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iMPACT! PREVIEW – Sep. 29, 2022

+ no matches announced

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iMPACT! BOUND FOR GLORY PPV PREVIEW – Fri. Oct. 7, 2022 – Albany, NY.

+ Josh Alexander (c) vs. Eddie Edwards – for the Impact World Championship

+ Jordynne Grace (c) vs. Masha Slamovich – for the Knockouts Championship

+ Mike Bailey (c) vs. REVOLVER WINNER – for the X-Division Championship

+ OGK (c) vs. Motor City Machine Guns – for the Tag Team Championship

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