Joey Janela’s Spring Break 6 Part 2 – April 1

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Joey Janela Promo

• Janela says he’ll destroy what he created by injecting Spring Break with a dose of lethal poison.
• Says he is entering the clusterfuck.

Chris Dickinson defeats Matt Cardona – 12:39

• Chelsea Green grabs the mic to say “All Hail the Death Match King”
• Matt says “We’re too good to be here. 6 Years ago in Dallas I won the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania.” He continues to say, “I should be at the WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.”
• Dickinson kicked out of a low blow and radio silence.
• Chelsea into the ring and she swings her purse, but hits Cardona.
• Dickinson takes out Chelsea before hitting Cardona with a Razor’s Edge. Dickinson stacks Chelsea on top of Green and pins them both.

Tony Deppen defeats Biff Busick – 11:38

• Lorcan ran in for a European Uppercut, but Deppen countered with a snap German Suplex.
• Deppen followed up with a running knee for the pinfall victory.
• After the match, Deppen says he just proved that he’s the best independent wrestler out there. Busick and Deppen shake hands following the match.

Speedball Mike Bailey defeats Jordan Oliver – 09:58

• Bailey used a Backpack slam into a Michinoku Driver for the pinfall victory.

Minoru Suzuki defeats Effy – 09:07

• Before the match, Effy says that once he’s done with Suzuki he wants Moxley.
• Well . . . Suzuki was on wobbly legs after Efffy laid a big kiss on him. . . moments later though, Effy found himself receiving a Gotch style piledriver. Suzuki wins by pinfall.

Clusterfuck

• Participants enter at random intervals.
• Eliminations from pinfall, submission, over the top rope, leaving the building, or death.
• Participant #1 – Joey Janela – Eliminated
• Participant #2 – Buff Bagwell – Eliminated
  • Janela immediately super kicks Bagwell and pins him.
• Participant #3 – George Catton – Eliminated
  • Janela hits Catton with a piledriver and pins him.
• Participant #4 – Judas Judge – Eliminated
  • Janela tosses him over the top rope.
• Participant #5 – Yoya – Eliminated
  • Yoya gets a little offense in, but Janela grabs Yoya and hits a package piledriver for the pin.
• Participant #6 – Billie Starkz – Eliminated
  • Starkz went for a Swanton, but Janela put his knees up. Janela then tossed Starkz out.
• Participant #7 – Juicy Finau – Eliminated
• Participant #8 – Sam Stackhouse – Eliminated
  • Juicy goes to toss Sam Stackhouse over the top rope, and Joey sneaks up from behind and eliminates both of them.
• Participant #9 – Rhett Titus – Eliminated
• Participant #10 – The Invisible Man – Eliminated
  • The Invisible Man tosses out Rhet Titus
• Participant #11 – Dante Leon – Eliminated
• Participant #12 – Ninja Mack – Eliminated
• Participant #13 – Jimmy Lloyd – Eliminated
  • Jimmy comes out hacking, so Joey gets a mask. They wrestle socially distanced.
  • After Ninja Mack jumped over the top rope (elimination?), Lloyd hits a tombstone on Ninja Mack and pins him (for good measure).
• Participant #14 – Early Morning Guy Steele – Eliminated
  • Janela rolls up and pins Early Morning Guy Steele.
• Participant #15 – Blake Christian – Eliminated
• Participant #16 – Kevin Blackwood – Eliminated
• Participant #17 – Hoodfoot – Eliminated
• Participant #18 – Slade – Eliminated
• Participant #19 and #20 – Charlie Tiger and Ellis Taylor – Eliminated
• Participant #21 – Deranged – Eliminated
• Participant #22 – Grim Reefer – Eliminated
• Participant #23 – Sandra Moone – Eliminated
• Participant #24 – Parrow – Eliminated
  • Parrow pins Deranged
  • Parrow tosses Grim Reefer out of the ring.
• Participant #25 – Big Vin – Eliminated
  • Big Vin sends Parrow over the top with a low bridge.
• Participant #26 – Nate Webb – Eliminated
  • Janela tosses the Invisible Man out of the ring.
  • Janela uses a low bridge to eliminate Nate Webb
  • Hoodfoot gets tossed over the top by Joey Janela
• Participant #27 – Shazza McKenzie – Eliminated
• Participant #28 – Janai Kai – Eliminated
• Participant #29 – Jazzy Yang – Eliminated
• Participant #30 – Edith Surreal – Eliminated
• Participant #31 – Dark Sheik – Eliminated
• Participant #32 – Lufisto – Eliminated
  • Sandra Moone tosses Dante Leon
  • Ellis Taylor was eliminated
  • Lufisto eliminates Charlie Tiger
  • All the women eliminate Big Vin’
  • Janai Kai eliminates Lufisto
  • Sandra Moone eliminated
  • Shazza McKenzie pins Janai Kai
  • Joey Janela super kicked and pinned Shazza McKenzie
• Participant #33 – Maven – Eliminated
  • Maven decides to leave the building to eliminate himself.
• Participant #34 – Sean Ross Sapp – Eliminated
  • The crowd chants “We want Metlzer.”
• Participant #35 – Josh Barnett – Eliminated
  • Denise Salcedo tosses Sean Ross Sapp over the top rope.
• Participant #36 – Nasty Leroy – Eliminated
• Participant #37 – Jimmy Wang Yang – Eliminated
  • Jazzy Yang puts Barnett in a leg lock and instructs Jazzy on how to do it properly. He smacks the mat. . .and apparently that counted as a tap out.
  • Jazzy pins Jimmy Lloyd
• Participant #38 – Alec Price – Eliminated
  • Alec Price tossed Jimmy Yang over the top for the elimination.
  • Price also eliminated Jazzy Yang by tossing her to the apron and super kicking her to the floor.
• Participant #39 – Cole Radrick – Eliminated
  • Radrick and Price eliminate each other.
• Participant #40 – Brandon Kirk – Eliminated
  • Slade leaves the building and gets eliminated.
• Participant #41 – Someone from the Walmart Crew – Eliminated
  • Walmart crew uses a spinning piledriver to eliminate Brandon Kirk
  • Janela used a DVD to eliminated Walmart Guy.
• Participant #42 – Kevin Matthews – Eliminated
  • Nasty Leroy used a poor man’s sharpshooter to eliminate Kevin Matthews
  • Janela hit a low blow and a super kick on Nasty Leroy to get the pin.
• Participant #43 – Nick Wayne – Eliminated
  • Nick Wayne super kicked Joey Janela and sent him to the floor. Janela eliminated.
• Participant #44 – B-Boy, Hunter Freeman, Jack Cartwheel, Jai Vidal and the rest of LA Fights – Eliminated
  • Jai Vidal eliminates Kevin Blackwood
• Participant/Entrant #45 – Second Gear Crew – Manders, Eli Everett, AJ Grey, Matthew Justice, Mance Warner
  • Second Gear Crew eliminates all of LA Fights
  • Blake Christian eliminates Manders
  • Nick Wayne eliminates Eli Everett
  • Blake Christian hits a DDT and pins Nick Wayne
  • Justice, Gray, and Mance Warner pin Dark Sheik
  • Blake Christian gets eliminated by the Second Gear Crew
• Matthew Justice, Mance Warner, and AJ Grey are considered the winners. Kind of weird for a crew to win. . .

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